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2017 Archive: Post Malone (Rockstar)

 Why was he “feelings like a rockstar”? Because in 2017, face tattoos and auto-tune became the official uniform for everyone dominating the charts.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Expert09/14/2005 19:34DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Dodgeball_Pat07/18/1998 11:50If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Charlie_Unicorn11/08/2012 08:39We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@LonelyGirl15_F11/04/2015 01:58Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
@Futurama_Fry_M04/06/2008 09:25Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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