“I need a date for the wedding!” “Why not your wife?” “Because she’s the one who made the guest list and she specifically left me off ‘by accident’.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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The Wine Tasting
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A little girl and boy are...
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The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
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The Late Night Text
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The Morning Wish
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!