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2003 Vintage: The Velour Tracksuit Swish

The loud, rhythmic noise that filled the quiet testing hall because four different girls showed up wearing matching bright pink velvet outfits.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo, Beyoncé & MySpace Beginnings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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