Why did the EPA catch VW cheating on emissions? Because the engineers were so good at “creative accounting” they managed to make a car that was 40 times more polluting in the real world than it was in a lab—making them over-qualified for a job in the Budget Office.
Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Emissions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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