Why did a man jump the White House fence and get all the way to the East Room? Because in 2014, the “Elite Security Detail” was apparently busy checking their Tinder profiles.
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Oops, I laughed again!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
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The Dude abides... this joke.
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