2006 Classic: The Gilbert Arenas “Hibachi”
Why did DC love “Agent Zero”? Because he would launch a 30-footer and yell “Hibachi!” before the ball even reached its peak. Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Gilbert Arenas “Hibachi”
2005 Archive: The Wikipedia Plagiarism Warning
The English teacher stating that if she saw one more footnote containing a web link, the whole class would fail the assignment. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Wikipedia Plagiarism Warning
2005 Legacy: The Translucent Tech Sunset
Feeling embarrassed because your calculator is still clear purple plastic while everyone else has moved on to sleek, metallic silver designs. Part of the 38… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Translucent Tech Sunset
2005 Classic: The Skateboard
Why did the skateboard go to school? To learn how to “roll” with the punches. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular”… Read More »2005 Classic: The Skateboard
2003 Legacy: The Blackout Survivor
None. They’ve already gotten used to living by candlelight and eating half-melted ice cream. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Blackout Survivor
2003 Classic: The Radio
He saw the movie and cried. I told him he’s a sensitive soul. He said, “I just have something in my eye.” Part of the… Read More »2003 Classic: The Radio
2003 Classic: The “Darko Milicic” Pick
Why was Detroit laughing and crying? Because they won the title but drafted a guy #2 who was mostly famous for his haircuts while LeBron… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Darko Milicic” Pick
2003 Vintage: The Brave Bread
Why did the loaf of bread go to the doctor? It was feeling “yeasty.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo”… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Brave Bread
2003 Vintage: The Human Genome Project
Why was the family tree so scientific? Because the project was completed in 2003, and Dad spent the day explaining that we are 99.9% identical… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Human Genome Project
2002 Archive: The Training Day
My wife quoting Denzel: “You gotta decide if you’re a wolf or a sheep.” I’m definitely the sheep. I just want some grass and a… Read More »2002 Archive: The Training Day