2001 Archive: The File
I’m a carpenter. I’m just “smoothing” the edges. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Classic: The G4 Cube
Why did the designer have a glass box on his desk? It wasn’t a computer; it was a “work of art” that occasionally overheated. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The G4 Cube
2001 Legacy: The Corporate Buzzword
Why did everyone start saying “Synergy” again? Because the Dot-Com crash meant we had to pretend we knew how to work together. Part of the… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Corporate Buzzword
2001 Classic: The Bud Light Institute
A guy says, “I’m a graduate of the Bud Light Institute.” The bartender says, “So, you’re an expert in water?” Part of the 74 Bar… Read More »2001 Classic: The Bud Light Institute
2000 Archive: The Happy Hour
“Is it Happy Hour yet?” “In the new millennium, every hour is happy until you check your 401k.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The Happy Hour
2000 Vintage: The Coyote Ugly Vibe
Why was the aunt dancing on the picnic table? Because the movie convinced her that pouring water on herself and singing LeAnn Rimes was the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Coyote Ugly Vibe
1999 Archive: The Origami Fortune Destiny
Using paper games to determine if you would live in a spaceship or a mansion when the new millennium arrived. Part of the 41 School… Read More »1999 Archive: The Origami Fortune Destiny
1999 Archive: The Walk
When she walks through the park, even the statues look nervous. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Walk
1999 Vintage: The Pokémon Movie
I’m 25 years old and I’m crying in a theater because a CGI Pikachu is slapping another Pikachu. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Pokémon Movie
1998 Archive: The Church Van Tape Jam
The youth pastor attempting to eject a worn-out cassette tape from the dashboard of the old passenger van, only to pull out fifteen feet of… Read More »1998 Archive: The Church Van Tape Jam