I’m a carpenter. I’m just “smoothing” the edges.
Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
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