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1999 Vintage: The Pokémon Movie

 I’m 25 years old and I’m crying in a theater because a CGI Pikachu is slapping another Pikachu.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@DVD_Rom_King04/28/2001 19:34More capacity for humor on this site!
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