Why was the engineer so afraid of the vents? Because Isaac Clarke taught us that “cut off their limbs” is the only way to survive a space station full of Necromorphs.
Part of the 38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Crypto" Crash Ghost
Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »
2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
Why were there so many people in "vintage" 2014 hipster outfits? ...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition
In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer (Spooky Version)
Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2011 “Skyrim & The Boy Who Lived” Edition
In 2011, Halloween was a mix of epic finales and digital beginnin...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
The power of three... laughs!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.