2009 Vintage: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive archive.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Buffer
2008 Archive: Dead Space
Why was the engineer so afraid of the vents? Because Isaac Clarke taught us that “cut off their limbs” is the only way to survive… Read More »2008 Archive: Dead Space
2008 Archive: The Grey’s Anatomy Slide
Why fewer awards? Because the drama behind the scenes had become more interesting than the surgeries on screen. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2008 Archive: The Grey’s Anatomy Slide
2008 Legacy: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to hit the old bulb with a ‘Chokeslam’ through a table. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Pro-Wrestler
2007 Vintage: The Plum
I’ve got a “juicy” app recommendation. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Holiday
Why was the girl in the English cottage so happy? Because she swapped houses with Cameron Diaz and realized that Jude Law is the best… Read More »2006 Classic: The Holiday
2006 Vintage: The Dark
I’m “dimming” the screen to save power. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Gilbert Arenas “Hibachi”
Why did DC love “Agent Zero”? Because he would launch a 30-footer and yell “Hibachi!” before the ball even reached its peak. Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Gilbert Arenas “Hibachi”
2006 Legacy: The Final Result
I tweeted “My wife is great.” She replied, “Go do the dishes.” Twitter is a dark place. Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Final Result
2006 Classic: The Last King of Scotland Intensity
Why Forest Whitaker? For a performance so terrifying it made us all realize that being a dictator’s personal doctor is the worst job in history.… Read More »2006 Classic: The Last King of Scotland Intensity