2014 Archive: The Bread
I’m “rising” to the challenge of a new workout app. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Bread
2013 Vintage: Katy Perry (Roar)
Why was she in the jungle? Because in 2013, she decided that “Roar”-ing was the only way to drown out the sound of everyone singing… Read More »2013 Vintage: Katy Perry (Roar)
2013 Vintage: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the Vine fails. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this? Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Canoe
2012 Classic: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2012 Classic: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
2012 Archive: The Echo
I’m “repeating” the relief. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The MacBook Pro “Thunderbolt”
Why was the tech guy so excited? He had a port that was “Lightning Fast” but had nothing to plug into it. Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The MacBook Pro “Thunderbolt”
2010 Legacy: The Tea Party Movement
Why were they so loud in 2010? Because they realized that if you wear a tricorn hat and carry a sign, the news cameras will… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Tea Party Movement
2010 Archive: The Prescription
“I can’t read this.” “It’s because I wrote it on a stylus and the screen lagged.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad… Read More »2010 Archive: The Prescription
2009 Vintage: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive archive.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Buffer