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2014 Archive: The Bread

 I’m “rising” to the challenge of a new workout app.

Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King02/23/2001 13:47I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Yahoo_Directory12/20/2005 19:33Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Pikachu_Fan_8810/15/1998 01:38Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@CRT_Brightness11/25/2014 20:21I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Incredibles_Dash12/22/2004 18:32That was super fast and super funny!
@Magic_SchoolBus10/11/2009 02:57Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Wild_Thornberry01/17/1998 14:12Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Thundercats_Ho06/13/2002 11:51Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

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