2019 Archive: The Berry
I’m “berry” much into the Disney+ launch. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Green Book
“I’m a sophisticated traveler.” “You’re a guy who can’t find the highway without a GPS and a juice box.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Green Book
2017 Vintage: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling and tennis championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
2017 Classic: The 2017
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2017. / 2017 who? / 2,017 reasons why this year was “despa-cool!” Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2017 Classic: The 2017
2016 Archive: The Gym Teacher
“If you can’t reach the bulb, it’s because your vertical leap is embarrassing!” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of… Read More »2016 Archive: The Gym Teacher
2016 Vintage: The Lukas Graham
“7 Years.” I sang it. She said, “In 7 years you’ll still be looking for your car keys.” Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Lukas Graham
2015 Vintage: The Broad City
She says her and her best friend are “Abbi and Ilana.” I told her that means I’m the guy who has to bail them out… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Broad City
2015 Vintage: The “Contractor” in Dubai
Why the luxury hotel? Because guarding a “Strategic Interest” in 2015 requires a lot of high-end brunch and air conditioning. Part of the 34 Military… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Contractor” in Dubai
2015 Classic: The GPS Sanctuary Navigation
A visiting family arriving fifteen minutes late to the service because their smartphone’s digital map mistakenly routed them to an empty field two miles down… Read More »2015 Classic: The GPS Sanctuary Navigation
2015 Archive: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition… Read More »2015 Archive: The Scared Spider