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2017 Vintage: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament

The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling and tennis championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless controller straight into the coffee urn because she refused to wear the safety wrist strap.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower11/19/2015 13:38The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Beavis_Butthead02/04/2005 05:11Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/25/2007 14:52The Dude abides... this joke.
@Weird_Science_G02/03/2014 17:44We created a monster... of a joke!
@Pedro_For_Pres06/19/2009 00:57Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Hamster_Dance_X01/01/2002 11:01Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@PeanutButter_J11/06/2010 15:53It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Hat_Tip_Sir04/04/1996 00:21M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat08/18/2003 06:20Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Wall_Post_Hero12/21/2005 18:32Posting this to my own wall right now!

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