I’m “dimming” the screen to save power.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
3D laughs are the best!