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2015 Vintage: The “Contractor” in Dubai

Why the luxury hotel? Because guarding a “Strategic Interest” in 2015 requires a lot of high-end brunch and air conditioning.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Metacrawler_X08/02/2008 11:13Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
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@Hat_Tip_Sir02/06/2008 04:18M’lady... this joke is superb.
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