2020 Vintage: The Stethoscope

“Your heart is beating like a 2020 news alert.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner06/04/2000 19:13Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Men_In_Black_J12/25/1998 22:10Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Winamp_Skin_Maker12/19/2013 07:16Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Diva_Plavalaguna09/13/1995 17:05The highest note of humor!

@Top_Gun_Maverick06/08/2000 12:23I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Starcraft_Zerg01/17/1995 04:17Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!