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2003 Classic: The “Darko Milicic” Pick

Why was Detroit laughing and crying? Because they won the title but drafted a guy #2 who was mostly famous for his haircuts while LeBron and Melo were winning MVPs.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ali_G_In_Da_H04/18/2001 17:15Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Liger_Owner_X02/09/2012 23:14It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Star_Wars_Kid04/01/2006 14:54I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Harambe_Memories12/11/2009 10:20Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Terran_Marine05/19/2013 21:23Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Homestar_Runner07/13/1996 18:38That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Dark_Web_Joker07/05/2001 09:15Found this on the deep end of the net.

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