What’s the most 2021 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why an Emoji ‘Thumbs Up’ is a legally binding contract signature.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition
In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
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A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
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A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.