Why did the loaf of bread go to the doctor? It was feeling “yeasty.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
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