2019 Legacy: The BoJack Horseman Snub
Why still ignored? Because the Academy clearly isn’t ready for an animated horse to tell them about their own existential void. Part of the 38… Read More »2019 Legacy: The BoJack Horseman Snub
2018 Legacy: The USS Harry S. Truman “Arctic” Cruise
Why did the Navy go to Norway in 2018? To remind Russia that “Global Warming” doesn’t mean the U.S. Navy is afraid of a little… Read More »2018 Legacy: The USS Harry S. Truman “Arctic” Cruise
2018 Classic: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2018 Classic: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
2018 Legacy: The Adobe “Project Rush”
Why was the social media manager excited? He could edit videos on his phone while “working” from the dentist’s office. Part of the 71 Office… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Adobe “Project Rush”
2017 Classic: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies. Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition… Read More »2017 Classic: The Scared Spider
2016 Archive: The Prescription
“I can’t read this.” “It’s an ‘Emoji’ code. The ‘Skull’ means you’re sick, the ‘Pill’ means take this.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Archive: The Prescription
2015 Legacy: The “Ex’s & Oh’s” Elle King
The official anthem for every girl who has a trail of broken hearts behind her. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Ex’s & Oh’s” Elle King
2015 Legacy: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my tech specs. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the bloopers. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The “Get Lucky” Summer
Daft Punk and Pharrell created the song of the summer. I spent 4 months “up all night to get lucky” but I mostly just got… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Get Lucky” Summer