Daft Punk and Pharrell created the song of the summer. I spent 4 months “up all night to get lucky” but I mostly just got a lack of sleep.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
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