2022 Vintage: The Aaron Judge 62
Why were Yankee fans always looking at the sky? Because Judge hit 62 home runs, breaking the AL record and proving that he is the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Aaron Judge 62
2022 Classic: The “He’s a 10” Meme
“He’s a 10, but he leaves the burnt-out bulbs in the socket for months.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year… Read More »2022 Classic: The “He’s a 10” Meme
2022 Vintage: The Mitski “Laurel Hell”
Why the 80s synths? For the indie darling returning from “retirement” to make us all dance to our own existential dread. Part of the 42… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Mitski “Laurel Hell”
2021 Vintage: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with joy after my second shot. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Bookmark
2020 Vintage: The Da 5 Bloods Intensity
Spike Lee just gave us the most powerful history lesson of the summer. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Da 5 Bloods Intensity
2020 Archive: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 62… Read More »2020 Archive: The RAM
2020 Archive: The Birds of Prey Colors
Margot Robbie is back, and she’s got a hyena and a breakfast sandwich. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Archive: The Birds of Prey Colors
2020 Vintage: The Social Distancing Ruler
Why did the boss carry a six-foot pool noodle? To make sure that “Collaborative Innovation” didn’t involve anyone breathing on his $500 ergonomic chair. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Social Distancing Ruler
2019 Legacy: The BoJack Horseman Snub
Why still ignored? Because the Academy clearly isn’t ready for an animated horse to tell them about their own existential void. Part of the 38… Read More »2019 Legacy: The BoJack Horseman Snub