Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 2003.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Daft Punk and Pharrell created the song of the summer. I spent 4 months “up all night to get lucky” but I mostly just got… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Get Lucky” Summer
Why did the White House love “Mohawk Guy”? Because he made NASA look like a cool rock band instead of a group of people doing… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Curiosity Rover Landing
“You simply adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man!” Part… Read More »2012 Classic: The Bane (The Dark Knight Rises)
I’m “fizzing” with 2011 energy. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the White House annoyed? Because even the President thought that taking 30 minutes to announce a job change was a bit much—and he’s… Read More »2010 Archive: The LeBron “The Decision” Special
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Social Media Manager.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Closing Argument
We saw the movie. She said she relates to Meryl Streep. I told her I relate to the guy who just wants a croissant. Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: The It’s Complicated
None. The King of Pop is gone, so the stage is dark, but the moonwalk continues in our hearts. Part of the 64 Light Bulb… Read More »2009 Classic: The Michael Jackson Fan
Why was the clerk confused? He didn’t understand why all his emails were “stuck together” like a digital accordion. Part of the 82 Office Groaners:… Read More »2007 Classic: The Gmail “Conversation View”
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