2011 Classic: The Soda

I’m “fizzing” with 2011 energy.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@The_Mask_Smokin05/23/1999 05:37P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher10/12/2005 07:58I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Zip_Drive_Owner12/11/2002 15:47Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Wrestling_Nut01/21/2003 08:34Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Heathers_Winona03/07/2003 10:46Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/07/2009 20:06Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@Stick_Death_Fan08/26/2000 01:41Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@Epic_Fail_Guy12/20/2010 21:22This joke is an Epic Win!

@Hacktivist_Fan07/14/2003 10:20Hacking into the comedy mainframe.