1998 Classic: The “King of the World” Moment
Why did James Cameron quote his own movie? Because when you win 11 Oscars, you’re legally allowed to be the most annoying person in the… Read More »1998 Classic: The “King of the World” Moment
1998 Vintage: The Armageddon vs. Deep Impact
1998 is the year we had to decide if we wanted an asteroid to be stopped by Bruce Willis’s grit or Morgan Freeman’s presidential voice.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Armageddon vs. Deep Impact
1998 Vintage: The Modern Art
We went to a gallery. I said, “I could do that.” My wife said, “But you didn’t. Now hold my purse.” Part of the 65… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Modern Art
1997 Archive: The Lost World Snub
Why was the Jurassic Park sequel nominated? Because it proved that you can have all the dinosaurs in the world, but if your lead characters are that… Read More »1997 Archive: The Lost World Snub
1996 Legacy: Gangsta’s Paradise
Why did Coolio win Best Rap Solo? Because he made a chorus borrowed from Stevie Wonder sound like the most dangerous thing the elderly voting… Read More »1996 Legacy: Gangsta’s Paradise
1996 Classic: The Fargo Filing
Why did the clerk go to North Dakota? He heard the filing system there was “To die for.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1996 Classic: The Fargo Filing
1995 Archive: The Shoes
She wears sensible shoes. Sensible for walking over people’s feelings. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: Pierce Brosnan (GoldenEye)
Why did James Bond stop drinking martinis in 1995? Because he had to stay sober enough to figure out how to use the weird Nintendo… Read More »1995 Vintage: Pierce Brosnan (GoldenEye)
1995 Legacy: The “Hope” from Arkansas
Why was 1995 so optimistic? Because the President convinced us that the “Bridge to the 21st Century” was being built, and luckily, it wasn’t a… Read More »1995 Legacy: The “Hope” from Arkansas