2012 Classic: The Bane (The Dark Knight Rises)

“You simply adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man!”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. On...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

In 2020, the world hit the "pause" button. We all moved our lives...read more »

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? Toucan.read more »

In 2004, the world changed forever when a small site called "TheF...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9609/20/2008 04:50What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Spice_Girl_Posh07/05/1997 10:18Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam06/26/1996 11:46I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Pirates_Jack_S05/09/2010 11:17But you have heard of this joke!

@Pizza_Pizza_9912/02/2009 09:00Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Midi_Background07/23/2012 18:17Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Streamer_Pro_9908/22/2006 22:41Thanks for the donation and the joke!