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2020 Vintage: The Social Distancing Ruler

 Why did the boss carry a six-foot pool noodle? To make sure that “Collaborative Innovation” didn’t involve anyone breathing on his $500 ergonomic chair.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020 “Social Distancing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Legacy: The Microsoft Teams "Reality" Filter
 Why does the boss look like a Greek god? Because the AI "enhance...read more »
68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of&n...read more »
72 Office Groaners: The 2019 "Black Holes & OK Boomer" Edition
Welcome to 2019 – the year we finally saw a picture of a Bla...read more »
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Sick Day
 Why was the entire office "working from home" on a Tuesday? Beca...read more »
The Team Building Retreat
Nothing says "we are a family" like being forced to do trust fall...read more »
The Office Fridge
A lawless land where name tags mean absolutely nothing.I put my n...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Stand
 Why are we still here? Because PROJECT-RESTORE says that as long...read more »
77 Office Groaners: The 1999 "End of the World" Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K Panic, the debut of&nb...read more »
61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year Windows 98 debuted with a fa...read more »
66 Office Groaners: The 2003 "Finding Nemo & MySpace" Edition
Welcome to 2003 – the year we all started saying "Just keep swimm...read more »

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 Why was the manager lost? He asked the AI to "Find his purpose,"...read more »
The Commute Struggle
The journey that defines your mood for the next eight hours.My co...read more »
The Desktop Wallpaper
The only window to the outside world many of us have.My desktop w...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro08/12/2014 09:17Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Gladiator_Proximo06/02/2000 06:03Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Talladega_N_R12/15/2011 05:55If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Cal_Naughton_Jr05/05/2004 11:24The magic man... is laughing!
@Ermahgerd_Girl11/03/2007 12:49ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Retro_End_User08/18/1997 18:07The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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