2016 Archive: The Prescription

“I can’t read this.” “It’s an ‘Emoji’ code. The ‘Skull’ means you’re sick, the ‘Pill’ means take this.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

@Charmed_Ones02/08/2001 02:45The power of three... laughs!

@Startup_Kid05/10/2012 06:31Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Gnutella_User11/19/2000 21:41Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Jesus_Quintana01/07/2005 15:00Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo11/11/1999 17:33Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Ferris_Bueller02/28/2001 08:59Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Baxter_The_Dog03/13/1997 15:33Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Net_Neutrality03/17/2013 01:54Equality for all jokes!