Why did the Navy go to Norway in 2018? To remind Russia that “Global Warming” doesn’t mean the U.S. Navy is afraid of a little ice and some very cold sailors.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
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Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!