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🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

A movie that made me realize that being a photojournalist in a w...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

A giant blue Smurf, Marie Antoinette’s head, and Gojira. It was ...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

I’ve been killed by a "Lion Dancer" 50 times. I’m currently cryi...read more »

@AOL_Instant_Msg02/14/2008 10:36I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Melrose_Place_Fan01/18/2007 00:14Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Trinity_Matrix03/07/2003 03:24Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Magic_SchoolBus08/10/2011 05:56Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Better_Off_Dead12/30/2005 12:47I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Hamster_Dance_X08/04/2013 17:27Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@AllYourBase_9911/26/2011 05:02All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Keyboard_Cat_P04/13/2009 23:19Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).