2011 Vintage: Game of Thrones (Premiere)
Why did we all start fearing winter in the middle of April? Because HBO proved that you could have a hit show where the main… Read More »2011 Vintage: Game of Thrones (Premiere)
2010 Archive: Angry Birds (The Fever)
Why was Uncle Jim flicking peas across the table? He wasn’t being rude; he was just practicing his slingshot physics to take out the “pigs”… Read More »2010 Archive: Angry Birds (The Fever)
2008 Classic: The Blackberry Ball Jam
A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under his… Read More »2008 Classic: The Blackberry Ball Jam
2007 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “Smartphone Retainer”? Because the money disappears just as fast as the battery life on a 1st-gen iPhone. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
2007 Archive: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 4. The son-in-law still thinks he’s in charge of the remote. It’s adorable.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Archive: The Diary
2007 Archive: The Multi-Tasker
My psychiatrist is so modern, he lets me have a panic attack while he’s on hold with his own insurance company. Part of the 71… Read More »2007 Archive: The Multi-Tasker
2006 Classic: The Midterm “Thumpin’”
Why did George W. Bush call the 2006 elections a “thumpin’”? Because the Democrats took back the House and Senate, proving that “stay the course”… Read More »2006 Classic: The Midterm “Thumpin’”
2005 Vintage: The Constant Gardener
“I’m tending to my plants.” “They’re plastic, and you’re still overwatering them.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Constant Gardener
2005 Classic: The Calendar
I’m “dating” my progress. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Classic: The Orange (End)