The official parish marriage book containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the electronic typing feature on the new… Read More »2020 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
Why did the lawyer love the movie? Because it’s a 2-hour long manual on how to “bequest” your way into a lawsuit. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The Knives Out Defense
Why was Taron Egerton wearing wings? Because in 2019, he proved that playing Elton John requires 50% glitter, 50% piano skills, and 100% honesty. Part… Read More »2019 Classic: Rocketman
She’s the only person who can make “Battery Full” sound like a disappointment. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition… Read More »2019 Archive: The Phone
Why the “Numb” silence? For the loss of a voice that defined the angst and hope of an entire generation of rock fans. Part of… Read More »2017 Archive: The Death of Chester Bennington
I’m “barking” up the right cellular tower. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive… Read More »2017 Classic: The Crash
“I’m back!” “You were only gone for five minutes to get the mail, John. Relax with the tactical entry.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Classic: The John Wick 2
None. If the lights go out, just stay out of the kitchen. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin… Read More »2017 Archive: The Resident Evil 7 Fan
The tech team installing an automated camera to live-stream the holiday service, only for the motion sensor to glitch and spend ten minutes locked onto… Read More »2017 Archive: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
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