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2019 Classic: The Knives Out Defense

 Why did the lawyer love the movie? Because it’s a 2-hour long manual on how to “bequest” your way into a lawsuit.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cheers_Norm10/20/2006 02:34Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Toy_Story_Woody11/23/2013 17:07There is a joke in my boot!
@Scream_Ghostface03/21/2001 09:20Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Charlie_Bit_Me10/21/2001 05:40Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Doge_Much_Funny01/29/2013 11:54Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

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