2016 Legacy: The Telemedicine Physical
I had my first video call with a doctor. He said, “Please cough into the microphone.” I did, and he said, “Great, now my screen… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Telemedicine Physical
2013 Archive: The Aaron Paul Snub
Why didn’t Jesse Pinkman win? Because the Academy felt that yelling “Bitch!” at the end of the gala wasn’t quite enough for a third trophy… Read More »2013 Archive: The Aaron Paul Snub
2013 Archive: What Does the Fox Say?
Why was everyone asking about animal noises? Because Ylvis proved that in 2013, a “ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding” was enough to get 100 million views on YouTube. Part… Read More »2013 Archive: What Does the Fox Say?
2013 Legacy: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the YouTuber? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who expected a “Skip Ad” button during his opening statement. Part… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Jury Selection
2012 Legacy: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to plastic minute cards, even though your cell phone plan has included unlimited nationwide calling… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
2012 Archive: The “We Are Young”
We set the world on fire, and we’re glowing brighter than the sun. The anthem of every 2012 graduation. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2012 Archive: The “We Are Young”
2012 Classic: The Ted Talking Bear
A movie that proved that if your teddy bear came to life, he’d probably just be a bad influence and a liability. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Ted Talking Bear
2012 Archive: The “Rango” Victory
Why did the lizard win? Because Johnny Depp proved that even as a cartoon reptile, he still has more style than the entire cast of… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Rango” Victory
2011 Vintage: Game of Thrones (Premiere)
Why did we all start fearing winter in the middle of April? Because HBO proved that you could have a hit show where the main… Read More »2011 Vintage: Game of Thrones (Premiere)
2011 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a cabbage because it was “unnecessarily round.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Supermarket