2012 Classic: The Ted Talking Bear

A movie that proved that if your teddy bear came to life, he’d probably just be a bad influence and a liability.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

@Pirates_Jack_S05/28/2011 11:37But you have heard of this joke!

@Dark_Knight_Joker09/28/1995 01:32Why so serious? Read this joke!

@SoundBlaster_AWE11/08/2002 11:13Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Walter_Sobchak01/05/1998 10:54Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Wild_Thornberry04/08/2006 11:24Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Hide_The_Pain_H02/17/2008 07:38I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Orkut_Member_9901/25/1996 23:31A fan from Brazil! Great humor!