“I’m tending to my plants.” “They’re plastic, and you’re still overwatering them.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
The power of three... laughs!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!