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2013 Archive: The Aaron Paul Snub

Why didn’t Jesse Pinkman win? Because the Academy felt that yelling “Bitch!” at the end of the gala wasn’t quite enough for a third trophy (this time).

Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Breaking Bad’s Coronation, The Newsroom Shock & The Candelabra Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
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2024 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
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2025 Classic: The Only Murders Final Attempt
Why no trophy for Steve Martin again? Because the Academy thinks ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid08/08/2012 13:45Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@South_Park_Cartman10/23/2000 15:06Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@StarWars_Nerd06/10/2010 11:29The farce is strong with this one!
@SpiderMan_Peter11/30/2013 09:48My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax04/01/2008 20:19I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Offspring_Guy03/13/2000 06:44The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/04/2009 01:27In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Uncle_Rico_9809/10/2004 08:32I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

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