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2025 Classic: The Only Murders Final Attempt

Why no trophy for Steve Martin again? Because the Academy thinks being a legend is its own reward, and statues are for “young” people (like 74-year-old Jean Smart).

Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Severance’s Return, The Bear’s Drama & The Penguin’s Iceberg” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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