2005 Classic: The Calendar

I’m “dating” my progress.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

@Msdos_Commander06/30/2011 19:15C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Inkjet_Printers02/06/1997 19:41Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Pedro_For_Pres08/08/1999 18:31Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Confused_Travolta03/18/1996 15:54Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Viewer_Number_108/13/1995 04:09First! And it’s funny!