2004 Classic: The Athens Olympics
Why were the 2004 Games a miracle? Because the Greek government finished the stadiums about 15 minutes before the opening ceremony, proving that “deadline” is… Read More »2004 Classic: The Athens Olympics
2003 Vintage: The “Come Clean” Hilary Duff
The Laguna Beach theme song is here to define the “SoCal” aesthetic for the rest of my life. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Come Clean” Hilary Duff
2003 Vintage: The Cyber-Church Budget Veto
The financial committee voting down a hundred-dollar upgrade for the church website, claiming that the internet has already peaked and won’t get any bigger. Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Cyber-Church Budget Veto
2002 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the house? Because he proved the marriage was “statutorily non-compliant with the pursuit of happiness.” Part of the 48 Lawyer… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
2002 Classic: The Waiting Room
The magazines are finally from the current decade. There’s an article about how ‘DVDs will never replace VHS.’ Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Classic: The Waiting Room
2002 Archive: Best Rap Solo Performance
Why “Get Ur Freak On” by Missy Elliott? Because Missy was living in the year 3002 while the rest of us were still stuck in… Read More »2002 Archive: Best Rap Solo Performance
2000 Vintage: Outstanding Drama
Why The West Wing? For making us wish our real government was composed of Martin Sheen and a bunch of witty speechwriters. Part of the… Read More »2000 Vintage: Outstanding Drama
2000 Legacy: The Echo
I’m a canyon. I’m just “echoing.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The Vladimir Putin Rise
Why was the CIA confused? Because they spent all of 1999 trying to find a file on a guy who looked like he’d never smiled… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Vladimir Putin Rise
1999 Classic: The “American Pie” Movie
Why was the dessert table so awkward? Because every teenager was looking at the apple pie with a mix of curiosity and intense fear. Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The “American Pie” Movie