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2003 Vintage: The “Come Clean” Hilary Duff

 The Laguna Beach theme song is here to define the “SoCal” aesthetic for the rest of my life.

Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified

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@SpaceJam_Fan11/26/2002 21:57Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor07/21/2003 23:29You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Toy_Story_Woody09/08/2012 19:56There is a joke in my boot!
@Coffee_Addict06/27/2004 15:46404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink07/29/2003 10:41I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Linkin_Park_Fan02/04/2014 13:46In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Digg_Submitter_0512/11/2009 08:34Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@YouTube_Beta_User08/27/2013 15:26I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Challenge_Acc05/14/1995 02:15Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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