2002 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement

Why did the lawyer get the house? Because he proved the marriage was “statutorily non-compliant with the pursuit of happiness.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Netscape_Ninja04/28/2015 05:37Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Napster_King08/24/2006 15:56I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Encarta_Explorer09/12/2004 20:39I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee11/05/2011 09:46A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Gnutella_User05/10/2007 05:53Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Yugioh_Duelist09/27/2006 11:38You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Bebo_Lover_0512/03/2012 05:47Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob07/17/2015 14:22The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!