1999 Archive: The Sega vs. Sony
The Dreamcast is out, the PS2 is coming, and my wallet is already crying in anticipation. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Archive: The Sega vs. Sony
1999 Legacy: The Cosmopolitan Queen
A woman orders a Cosmo and says, “I’m looking for my Mr. Big.” The bartender says, “The guy in the bathrobe at the end of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Cosmopolitan Queen
1999 Vintage: The Vladimir Putin Rise
Why was the CIA confused? Because they spent all of 1999 trying to find a file on a guy who looked like he’d never smiled… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Vladimir Putin Rise
1997 Classic: The David E. Kelley Work Ethic
Why was he a joke? Because he was writing “Chicago Hope” and “The Practice” at the same time, probably while sleeping in a courtroom. Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The David E. Kelley Work Ethic
1996 Archive: The Dirty Window
Why did the dad clean the windows with a newspaper? He wanted to read between the “lines.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Dirty Window
1996 Legacy: The Microbrew Name
A guy orders a “Hop-pocalypse Now.” The bartender says, “Good choice. It’s bitter, just like the movie.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Microbrew Name
1996 Classic: The Radio
She thinks the talk show hosts are talking specifically to her. And she’s usually winning the argument. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Classic: The Radio
1996 Vintage: The Divorce Lawyer
A man goes to a lawyer and says, “I want a divorce. My wife is a ‘historical’ mess.” The lawyer says, “You mean ‘hysterical’?” The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Divorce Lawyer
1995 Archive: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers always wear ties? To keep the “venom” from leaking out. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours”… Read More »1995 Archive: The Final Verdict
1995 Legacy: The Macarena Craze
Yo mama is so big, when she does the Macarena, she creates a localized earthquake that registers a 7.5 on the Richter scale. Part of the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Macarena Craze