1996 Archive: The Dirty Window

Why did the dad clean the windows with a newspaper? He wanted to read between the “lines.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

It lost all its contacts.read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

A labracadabrador.read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus09/27/2014 08:49What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Lycos_Dog03/15/2008 22:01Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/15/1997 17:19In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Rick_Roller_0705/07/2007 03:56Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog09/09/2004 18:34Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@I_See_What_You06/20/2008 07:39I see what you did there. Clever!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat03/17/2009 06:24Heh heh heh. Good one.