“If you take the blue pill, the story ends. If you take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland.” “What if I take the little blue pill from the doctor?” “Then Wonderland is going to have a very long night.”
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Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!