Why did the lawyer love the 6-foot rule? Because it was the closest anyone had been willing to get to him in years anyway.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
This humor took me to new heights!