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2017 Archive: The Self-Centering Altar Camera

The tech team installing an automated camera to live-stream the holiday service, only for the motion sensor to glitch and spend ten minutes locked onto a slow-moving ceiling fan instead of the choir.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
2024 Classic: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a...read more »

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2024 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zoolander_Blue08/26/2015 04:22Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes11/28/2010 19:21Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Emule_Donkey07/29/2003 19:05Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Requiem_Dreamer02/02/2003 16:55That was intense... and funny!
@Midi_Background05/25/2015 20:17Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Wall_Post_Hero09/16/2003 22:12Posting this to my own wall right now!

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