A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under his hymnal while pretending to follow along with the reading.
Part of the 40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
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2024 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
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2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
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2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
What is this? A joke for ants?
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.